A match made in heaven, solemnized on earth, and consummated in hell
I decided to go on an impromptu trip to Port Dickson during the weekend. It was a totally random (which of course means "The latest buzzword used amongst mindless teenagers as a way of showing just so utterly irreverent their predictable sense of humor is") decision made last Friday, consummated on the same day, with me driving down on Saturday.
It takes about 1 ½ hour to get from KL to Port Dickson. You need to find your way to the PLUS Highway and keep on driving towards Seremban before switching to Port Dickson. It took me close to 2 ½ hours to drive there coz I kept getting lost, but we made good time coming back, in just under an hour. ;)
Anyway, I'm still not sure why I went (much like the reason behind me booking tickets to Shanghai just now escapes me). I think a lot of it had to do with the awesome Corus resort photos (just love that lagoon) and the concept of water chalets. Oh wait, this refreshes me memory. I know why I went...I went for one sole reason:
This cursed glass floor panel on the floor of the water chalets. I mean, its awesome right? You can watch the gently undulating waves come in during high tide and receding the next day. Best of all, the glass floor panel is visible from the toilet, so you can take a leisurely dump while watching schools of non-existent fish swim by. ;)
That, my friends, is the sole USP of The Legend Water Chalets, Port Dickson. I wanted to stay at the Corus, but their rooms were all taken, so I booked the Executive Water Chalet at The Legend Water Chalets for RM 450. It's a single story chalet build above the sea with a balcony that overlooks the sea and the refreshing smell of sea spray enveloping you as you chill on the deck.
The deck is pretty fucking awesome. There are two sun chairs and a table for you to chill in, and I've seen people with fishing rods trying their luck with the Port Dickson water. It seems that anglers would find this particularly attractive, since you can just throw your line into the sea from the comfort of your private chalet.
If you're not into fishing, you can check out...the pool. There's no private beach in The Legend Water Chalets which is a damn shame. I wish there was a nice swath of sand to chill by, that would have been great.
The pool at The Legend Water Chalets, Port Dickson isn't really that awesome though...it's just a regular pool with heaps of children running around it with their parents in tow. However, we brought a bottle of wine to the pool and drank it by the pool. That was fun. ;)
Anyway, with regards to the food department, I can't really say much about the offerings at The Legend Water Chalets. We went to the restaurant to order food, before deciding to get it sent to our room. The seafood pasta I ordered turned out quite tragically. It tastes exactly like chow meen (Chinese fried noodles) complete with the soy based sauce. It tastes like the chef went all kung fu on its ass.
However, it was a pretty relaxing weekend...
Pros:
Water chalets
A nice, huge bathtub
Shower that opens to the sky
That nifty thingy on the floor
Cons:
Shitty food
No private beach
Wow... I shud get dat glass hole done at my kampung holiday house.
erin: LOL! It's pretty fuckin awesome eh? I'm a sucker for things like this. :)
Who's The Gal?
are you sure it's Corus? Looks like Avilion to me. I have been there.
ya! siapa itu *o*
Nice chalets.. It's great place for short escape.. I was on planning to go PD during my last vacation to KL but at last canceled as my friend dint make any hotel booking. Such a waste I cant make it to go PD.. :(
Nice chalet but the place looks very crowded tho'.
p/s : love the legs crossing picture ;p
I was all ready to say "Hey Now!!!" but then you went and got secretive on us... HB in stealth mode. Still, looks like you had a nice weekend.
Dude,
you had the following pictures on your blog
(1) you 'chasing the dragon'
(2) you pumping yourself
(2) you taking a dump
(3) your end product after fapping
and you had never censored any of them.
but you just censored the chick's face on the 4th photo!! zomg!!
ahhh Thats the life! :-) nice with the feet up like that.
H.B.,
Are you really thinking of visiting Shanghai? Maybe you should have a sixthseal group tour it would more fun. But than again it must be people who can get along with each other. My friend I knew for many years turn out to most pain in the neck.
Never again travel with him selfish spoiled rotton person.
You could have drank your JD anywhere and had just as much fun!
Hehe... let me join in the merry too... who is that gal? :P
*turn off keypo mode*
I TOUCH MYSELF AT NIGHT
VisionMan(RuTT): ...a very good question...to which I have no good answer. ;)
It's just a friend. :)
eiling: It's neither Corus nor Avillion - both resorts were fully booked. This is the new one (used to be another resort) now rebranded as legend water chalets. :)
Gin: Itu...kawan. :)
Shirley Snow: Yeah, it is actually a pretty chill place. Can eat Seremban char siew on the way there somemore. :)
chefmel: Yeah, I know! It's the weekend, and most of the resorts are fully booked. I had no idea Port Dickson was this popular. Thanks! :)
Jhnhth: Heh! Well, there's always a very good reason behind me doing that. Don't mean to be secretive. It's just a friend, and it was a pretty chill weekend. :)
xes: LOL! Yeah, I guess I do have a lot of incriminating and drug related photos on the site. This is kinda different though, it's for the Greater Good (TM)(?). ;)
Jeff: Indeed mate, relaxing during the weekend, it's great for sanity. :)
Michael (Mike): Yup, there's some really good fare deals to Shanghai so I just booked in months ahead. I'm going. :)
Trey: Not really...I live in a condo where I can only see other rooftops so there's nothing much in the way of scenery there. ;)
fish fish: Haha! It's just a friend ler. :)
pm: Bit of an overshare mate. ;)
emmm, the pair of curious legs
haha..i saw another pair of pretty legs without face detected...
Thats the most scathing review I have ever seen you post. It looks nice to me though..
booze is bad foir thre brain
KY: Heh! Yeah, just chilled at PD with a friend. :)
cwee: Yeah, I'm flying under the radar on this one. ;)
Mike: Really? It's not that bad though, I just wish there was a private beach (which is why most people go to Port Dickson) and better food. :)
pm: Yup, I'm pretty sure that is general knowledge dude. ;)
If anyone needs a Garmin GPS it's you, seriously.
ShaolinTiger: Yeah, I get lost so often it's not even funny anymore. However, I can say with (some) confidence that I can navigate along the PLUS highway and catch the USJ exit back to PJ. ;)
have u ever gotten glass in ur eye?
hb
HB no GPS?? kekeke It's kind of pricey for RM 450.
Looks like u brought sex friend along with you. Damn nice!
you went with who?! hieh hieh hieh~
oh man you guys should have been there.
me and hb were tag teaming her all night long.
t'was very spiritual.
pm: No, dude, I would probably be blind if I had. :p
Simon Seow: I neglected to bring it. :S
Yeah, it is on the high side compared to Corus and Avillion which is about the same price, with better features (private beach).
Senth: It's a friend and nothing happened. :)
Jade Zheng: I went with a friend of mine, just felt like chilling out at Port Dickson. I haven't been there since I was 10 or something like that.
WEEN: LOL! Haha! Your reply had me in stitches. :)
have u gotten anything in ur eye? glass dust?
pm: No dude.
i think the best time to go legend port dickson is during off peak season, or if not check in on sunday.
that's when you get to enjoy the pool and the resort all to your self.
i had a great time in my last visit to legend port dickson in year 2009.
for more pics, can visit Legend Port Dickson
legend port dickson: Hello!