I met up with Cynthia at The Curve earlier today. It's her last day in Malaysia - I hooked up with her and Kian in Penang, but I had to rush to the airport so I didn't get to talk to her much. She's slated to fly back to Perth (I think she's on the plane now) so it's the last chance I get to meet her until her next trip back to KL.
I got a Pharmy Army t-shirt from her and a nifty Perth NAPSA bottle opener - very useful for adding to my pharmaceutical collectibles. Thanks Cynthia! It was awesome meeting up with you, Kian and Elin. :)
Free Tee, dirt cheap books . . .what other perks u gonna get this week dude . . .
Must be a great week for ya
Haha.. I think you get back ur lucky that I borrowed that day. ;)
Cynthia! Kian! HB, I am so jeles with you now!
The next time you see her, you will be seeing me too!
Hey! We landed safely.
Nice meeting you!
Speak soon.
take care. xoxo
A Problem With Age
Old people have problems that you haven't even considered yet!
An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."
The next day the 85-year-old-man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened.
"Well, doc, it's like this," the man explained. "First, I tried with my right hand, but nothing happened. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.
"Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing.
"We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried, too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing."
The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor!?"
The old man replied, "Yep, and not one of us could get thet darn jar open..."
I am sorry, but i almost fell out the chair laughing. Mayhap cause I am getting older myself, or just got over a broke arm and ribs. Somebody brings you a jar of peanutbutter, but you cannot open it, with one hand. Same is for canned foods. Try using a can opener one handed. even an electric ones require you to hold the can up firmly. So you just stand there and drool. and eat another slice of plain bread. It is like "aleve", (Ibuprofin) I have no insurance, could not afford to see a Dr. so that was the best I could do. Some friends brought me a botttle of 24 pills, but forgot to remove the "child proof cap" before they left. I sat and stared at taht little F--ing bottle till I fell asleep, that night. With your permission, I will tell this to some friends. Bless you
tom
Yah, they were scared away by the snakes lol.
foodcrazee: Erm...it's actually a rather bad week for me. In fact, it has been downright tragic, but all's well now. :)
I am seriously thinking about going to church next Sunday - gotta get back to Christ. He has been kind to me and my family. :)
Shirley Snow: LOL! I think my good luck streak is over. Damn tragic week (actually just yesterday). :)
But all's well that ends well. :)
fish fish: Ya, Cynthia told me! I'm looking forward to seeing you and Ed already, haven't seen you guys in AGES. =D
cynthia and kian: Awesome! It was great meeting up with you guys, see ya next time you come back! :)
DYMM_Tuanku: Haha! Now this one I haven't heard before. I'm going to add it in my repertoire of funny jokes. Cheers! :)
tom robinson: Yeah, I love that joke too. I can imaging opening a bottle or jar with one hand...would be quite a task. Take care my friend!
Simon Seow: Snakes? What snakes?
Huh? What happen yesterday? I hope everything fine there. Ur luck always be with u.. No worry. :)
Shirley Snow: Thanks for your concern! :)
I don't talk about work or family on my blog so email me and I'll tell you. :)
Oic.. It's personal matter. :X Emm,I understand.. Same as well to me. Just hoping that u're ok. Cheers. :)
Shirley Snow: Yup, I'm fine. It's not about me but someone else. :)
We met them outside snake temple.