KUALA LUMPUR: Another strong earthquake which was measured at a preliminary magnitude of at least at 8.7 Richter scale hit Sumatra just after 12 am local time today.
The meteorological department is issuing out precautionary tsunami alerts and is advising citizens staying in coastal areas to move at least 1000 km inland. Fishermen (both the marine kind and the ones fishing for grossly misplaced sympathy) were seen tying down their boats, and there are some reports of preemptive intentional destruction of boats in the hopes of getting a government handout.
Among the areas that were reportedly hit by the tremor were Penang, Kuala Lumpur, Petaling Jaya, Shah Alam, Klang, Johor Baru and Muar. Communication channels were abuzz with inane chatter about the catastrophe by unaffected individuals wishing to appear worldly and concerned. Doctors Without Borders (Médecins Sans Frontières) has been dispatched to the affected areas in an attempt to quarantine this extremally virulent outbreak the CDC calls "bleeding heart disease". ;)
The strong tremors were felt as far away as Kuching, Sarawak where cigarettes were shaken loose from their packs and garbage displaced.
Toilet seats were also reportedly affected by the earthquake, with many reports coming in regarding toilets backing up. Several people were also hospitalized for mania resulting from overexcitement over the latest news of death and destruction.
Internal Security and Public Order director Comm Datuk Othman Talib made an announcement to appeal to the Malaysian public to remain at home and refrain from going to work or school until the destructive potential of the earthquake is established.
Those who are already at work or school are advised to evacuate immediately and return to their homes until the threat has passed.
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