State dependant learning

It's quite simple. Study on meth, do the exam on meth. :) That's state dependant learning in a nutshell. Does it work? It does for me. There was this stoner movie (forgot the name - I'm a stoner too, but if it helps, most of the cast are African Americans) where the guys smoke weed while studying and then go to the exam blazed and breezed through it. I'm quite doubtful about the efficacy of their drug of choice in an exam environment though...I'll stick to stimulants, thank you very much.

Lets talk about logistics. I do it by using an empty novelty candy tin which works perfectly for crushing, storing and transporting stuff. I used to be very scared of carrying illicit substances in my personal effects, but I don't seem to have the same fear anymore. *shrug* In the tradition of giving paraphernalia names, I call this The HD Offerings Chamber. You put meth in and (hopefully) HD's come out. HD = High Distinction, the highest grade you can get in Australian universities (correct me if I'm wrong). Uh, don't ask me how many HD's I have in my academic history.

The construction of this portable stash tin is very simple. I'll hesitate to use the word "construction" since I didn't do anything remotely resembling that. :) The crystal meth is pre-crushed (so you won't have to fumble around in the toilet) and a (truncated) straw is packed into the tin. I only carry enough to get me tweaking. The tin is double bound with sticky tape to prevent it from opening and spilling it's contents (a Very Bad Thing).

5 minutes before the exam, I excuse myself to the toilet and lock the door. The tape is removed and a line of appropriate size is racked up using the straw. Insufflate. The guy taking a shit in the stall beside you might ask what you're up to. The correct reply is "It's winter, I have the flu. Now go about your business and stop listening to me." Bind the tin again with sticky tape if you didn't consume everything. The meth should hit you as you walk out of the toilet and stroll (don't walk, stroll) into the exam hall. You should be peaking by the time the examiner says "You have 10 minutes reading time, READING time only". Alert: Neurons firing! Now go and ace that fucking exam! :)

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