Roberts Hall, Stairway 8

The winds blew with much gusto today...so much that the zest of it managed to jam the stairway door shut with sheer force. I was getting my laundry from the dryers and got trapped outside with the stairway resident advisor. We tried to get it open with another guy from the next stairway, but it was really jammed shut. Our RA went to get the maintenance guys while I waited outside for 20 minutes with my large basket of laundry. Every resident who passed by thought I was locked out and asked if I needed their keys (all stairway doors are locked now). The RA came back later and said that the maintenance guys are on the way and she went to the back to see if she could get someone to wake up and try opening the door from the inside. Before she could, one of my neighbors came down and opened the door. Sweet salvation! :) It can be opened from the inside, just not from the outside, coz of the way the lock is jammed past the placeholder.

Anyway, here's the semi-regular MP3 (MP3 of the Week?). I'm getting close to my monthly 5 gig bandwidth allowance, this month saw two spikes in traffic from The Shroomery [shroomery.org] forums and an Erowid [erowid.org] experience report veritas submitted last year, which just got added a couple of days ago (with direct linked images, no less). Both are quite painful, especially the Erowid one...I was surprised at the bandwidth that was eaten, Erowid must be generating heavy traffic even in experience reports of conventional pharmaceuticals. Anyway, get the MP3 while you can. This is an old one from NOFX, came out in '94 and I just love this track, the lyrics are funny. Satire at it's finest. Heh.

NOFX - Whatever Didi Wants [sixthseal.com]
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[3:01 minutes 96 KBPS STEREO 44.1KHZ 2.07 MB .mp3]

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Whatever Didi wants, she's gonna get it
Whatever Didi wants, she's gonna get it
Whatever Didi wants, she's gonna get it
Whatever Didi wants, she's gonna get it
Whatever Didi wants, she's gonna get it
Whatever Didi wants, she's gonna get it
Whatever Didi wants, she's gonna get it
Whatever Didi wants, she's gonna get it

I wouldn't walk 500 miles
When I could fly coach, but almost anything
I wouldn't swim, across the Nile
When I could get a amebic dysentery [emedicine.com]

I would do almost anything for you
Coz if there's anything you want
I'll probably get it
You tell me what you need
I'll try not to forget it
You need someone to blame
I'll say I said it
Whatever Didi wants, she's gonna get it

I wouldn't climb the highest mountain
Could get a blister, but almost anything
I wouldn't throw, coins in a fountain
I may be needing to make a phone call

I'll call you collect whenever I could
Coz if there's anything you want
I'll probably get it
Just tell me what you need
I'll try not to forget it
You need someone to blame
I'll say I said it
Whatever Didi wants she's gonna get it

You are so beautiful
You are so beautiful to me
We're gonna try and get it right!

It doesn't seem like you're a million
Miles away, no.
But maybe one or two
That doesn't mean, I never loved you
I love you long time, when you're on top of me

I love you as much as anyone could
Coz if there's anything you want
I'll probably get it
Just tell me what you need
I'll try not to forget it
You need someone to blame
I'll say I said it
Whatever Didi wants, she's gonna get it

Whatever Didi wants, she's gonna get it
Whatever Didi wants, she's gonna get it
Whatever Didi wants, she's gonna get it
Whatever Didi wants, she's gonna get it