Recipe for Regurgitation

Queasy Quiche

Serves: 1

Cooking Time: 7 minutes

6:36 pm: Heat one BBQ Pork on Rice rice box (3:30 on high)

6:45 pm: Eat rice box

8:00 pm: Sleep

12:00 am: Heat one Hainan Chicken Rice rice box (3:30 on high)

12:06 am: Eat rice box

3:30 am: Eat two chocolate bars and a large bag of chips

4:00 am: Sleep

7:45 am: Eat two bacon and egg muffins and 3 sunny side up eggs

8:20 am: Drink a large fruit smoothie

9:47 am: Throw up

Queasy Quiche can be keep for up to a week in room temperature, although it will give off an unpleasant smell.